Good of you to join us comrade! You’re just in time for orientation. We will soon be sending you to a brand new town in the void, a place of riches, friendship, community and more than a dash of abject terror. There you will start to rebuild our shattered world and bring hope to an otherwise desolate, featureless, near insanity-inducing landscape. This concludes orientation. I do have time for one question but as I know what you all want to ask I’ll just say it, no there will not be food or drink provided on the train. You now have five seconds to board before constable Olaf unceremoniously punts you on to the aforementioned, zero-refreshment train. Best of luck!
Hey you, quick! Get in here and bar the door, I can hear the walkers coming! Right, take a seat and catch your breath, you’ve had a lucky escape. Anyway, while you’re here, fancy playing a little homemade ruleset for Walking Dead All Out War for me?
A little about Lee
My word I do apologise, I didn’t hear you come in! No no I’m certain you’re in the right room, come along and take a seat, we wouldn’t start without you. You were looking for Introduction to Pharmacology? It’s fine, absolutely fine, this will be very relevant. Sort of relevant. Okay the relevance may be tenuous but I’m sure it’s there if you want it to be. Continue reading “Introductions! Part Lee!”